Our Story

Once upon a very smoky North Pole evening, Santa discovered something troubling: his Nice List was shrinking, his Naughty List was exploding, and the elves were stress-eating candy canes like never before. With Christmas chaos at an all-time high, Santa needed a new way to cope—something festive, fun, and just a little bit mischievous.

That’s when an idea struck him harder than a reindeer on turbo mode.

Santa waddled into the workshop, slammed a sketch onto the table, and declared,
“Ho-ho-hold my milk! We’re making a dispenser!”

The elves gasped. A dispenser? For what exactly?

Santa grinned his iconic rosy-cheek grin and whispered:
“For cigarettes. The novelty kind. The kind that makes adults laugh as hard as elves at a snowball fight.”

And so it began.

The elves engineered. The reindeer tested. Mrs. Claus raised an eyebrow—but secretly approved.
With every prototype more hilarious than the last, the team finally created a magical masterpiece:
The Santa Dispenser Cigarettes™—the only jolly fellow who hands out cigarettes with the same enthusiasm he gives out presents.

Perfect for office parties, white-elephant battles, stocking stuffers, prank gifts, or that friend who’s been just naughty enough this year, this Santa isn’t here to judge. He’s here to dispense… with style.

So whether you're on the Naughty List, the Nice List, or somewhere suspiciously in between, Santa Dispenser Cigarettes™ is ready to bring laughter, surprise, and a little holiday mischief straight to you.

Because sometimes, the funniest gifts come from the North Pole’s wild side.